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Friday, March 13, 2009

I hate hotlines which make use of "computerized phone-operators".

I tried calling the customer service hotline to get my mobile unlocked a little earlier,

and the "computerized phone-operator" mentioned something along the lines of "what do u want to do?" in slow, slurred robotic hyperbole.

Firstly, apart from the fact that it seemed extremely strange and bizarre talking to a computer, it was also extremely frustrating.

and because u don't go like, "hi i need to get my phone unlocked please...." to a computer, i went: unlock (pause) phone.

Of which sounded extremely foreign to even myself and i felt midly retarded for a split second or two.

The damn machine didn't register and was like,

"Sorry. Did u want to: (pause) Unlock your phone? (pause) or reset your pin? To unlock your phone....... blablabla"

So i had to do it again.

And the machine asked for a yes/no confirmation.

I had to do few other things in between (like saying my phone number out loud...etc) and was already quite frustrated at the stupid "operator" so i went like

"YUP"

and the machine was like "I'm sorry. What did u say? Could u repeat that again." (or something like tt)

"YEEEEE ---- AAAAAA ----- SSSSS"

I was extremely tempted to say fuck yes.

And im currrently wondering if the machine would register anything if i talked gibberish.

zzzz.

Stupid machines.


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